What did the man say when his spaghetti was dry?

Pasta sauce

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What you call a potato and an ear of corn driving a police car?

Starchy and Husk

Edit: I thought this one up in the shower this morning and originally posted it on r/jokes but I realized this is the optimal place to put it.

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