Who do baby crabs send letters to at Christmas?
Cute Pun To Send Someone You Just Met
What do you get when you send a bad audio file?
What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?
When life sends you a lemon, squeeze the day.
How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?
Pierre to Pierre network.
My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.
She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.
When your friends know you love puns and send you things like this >>>>>>
I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa
What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
Why did the hacker send viruses by email?
He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.
Can someone near Houston send pics of where they walked in the snow?
I want to see the fresh prints of Bellaire.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
I called up Weight Watchers, told them there was an emergency and asked for them to send someone round!
Turns out they’ve got loads of them!
Where did they send the physicist who was convicted of terrorism?
Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
Where do you send your boots when they've been misbehaving?
Boot camp
Edit, "boot camp didn't work out so the boots went on a sole searching adventure."
What does the pope use to send his blessings?
I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD
They call it a concentration camp
Where do you send people who tell shitty puns
Did you hear about the recent race to send a cow to space?
The steaks will be higher than ever
If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
How do the French send photos of cats to each other?
Send me a message if you want to build a boat...
I'm getting old, and my kids had to send me away.
Now it seems that its a parently care center.
Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
He got me on this one. Screenshot I made him send me because he's not on Reddit
What kind of letter does a lawyer send a chemist he wants to stop doing something?
A cesium and desist letter.
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
What does Ariana Grande send when someone gives her gifts?
Honnold sends the Dawn Wall...
How do you send warships via email?
Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?
I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
The kind of thing you send on the first date
How do alcoholic beverages send disappearing pictures?
How did Vikings send secret messages?
How did Vikings send secret messages?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How do Vikings send messages ?
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