Second Mortgage Puns

A list of puns related to "Second Mortgage"

I got a second mortgage on my house just to buy scuba gear.

Now I'm underwater

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RonPalancik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2022
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Why did the first mortgage seek out a second mortgage?

Because it didnโ€™t like being a loan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/paulfree17
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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