Mushroom pun ideas please!!
Everyone in my gc are saying puns like:
There isn’t ‘mushroom’ here, Wow you’re a real fun-guy! and My next pun is really shittake...
Any good mushroom pun ideas? 😝
What did the puzzle piece say to his wife?
I come in piece
What did the tomcat say when momma cat told him they were having kittens?
You gotta be kitten me!
My wife says I have a weight problem
Thing is, I agree. I do have a weight problem, I can’t weight to eat!
Note: Credit goes to my Gym Teacher for thinking this one up. Not sure if it belongs here or in r/DadJokes
I'd say that's some good Shelf-awareness he got there.
Would you say …
… that an hourglass figure is a waist of time?
What did the notebook say to the pen about the pencil?
Seems sketchy.
Sometimes when he is feeling down, I say 'El mundo' to my spanish friend.
It means the world to him.
Customer complains why does the food taste like pork, German chef says "it is die wurst"
"yeah totally the worst!"
I'm a farmer who gets chronic headaches... You could say it's-
My car says it needs more fuel
But I think it's just gaslighting me
I love Kirby. You could even say I’m a- Kirby fan
You know, eating fish is good for the brain. Food for thought, I'd say
