Saunas Puns

A list of puns related to "Saunas"

People who take photos of themselves in saunas have good selfie-steam
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👤︎ u/yesgaro
📅︎ Jun 26 2022
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One city over just opened sanctioned saunas for the homeless-

It's really good for their poors.

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👤︎ u/Yeerrrttt
📅︎ Dec 13 2021
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Who takes care of saunas?

Humid Resources

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👤︎ u/Vernal59
📅︎ May 30 2019
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Saunas used to be the place where men talked business.

There were heated discussions.

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👤︎ u/thisboishere
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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There's a sauna in Texas where homosexuals attend church services. Religious leaders deem them depraved fundamentalists...

... but they prefer the term hot gay sects.

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👤︎ u/Mytiesinmymaitai
📅︎ Dec 23 2022
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I couldn't take my own photo in the sauna.

I have selfie steam issues.

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👤︎ u/Mammoetboom
📅︎ Sep 15 2022
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I think I'm about to get lucky guys. I locked my wife in the sauna.

Now she's all hot and bothered.

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👤︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
📅︎ Apr 16 2022
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The word “finished” is always being used to mean something is complete.

And I’m done with it.

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👤︎ u/Drakonish
📅︎ Jan 19 2023
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Where do ninjas like to relax on their days off?

In the ninjacuzzi.

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👤︎ u/Few-Tour9826
📅︎ Jan 24 2023
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I have never been much for rules myself. The sign on the sauna said "don't go to more than 85 degrees"

But I still sat in the corner.

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👤︎ u/SeeUInAWhileAligator
📅︎ Apr 10 2022
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Researchers discovered that those who photographed themselves in a sauna from waist level tended to experience more depression.

Due to low selfie steam.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Feb 04 2022
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My sauna was broken but the repairman seemed unconcerned.

He told me not to sweat it.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Nov 01 2021
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What do you call two people arguing in a sauna?

A heated debate

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👤︎ u/VileTouch
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!
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👤︎ u/rob85048
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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When I want a sauna I must have the whole thing to myself.

I have selfish steam issues.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Why did the train go to the sauna?

To blow off some steam 🙅‍♂️🚂

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👤︎ u/Burnyhotmemes
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call a psychiatrist in a sauna?

heatshrink

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👤︎ u/octalgon
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Don’t speak to me when we’re inside the sauna.

I’m steamed up

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👤︎ u/AJSaporno
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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If Jon Snow enters a sauna how quickly does he become Jon Water?
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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What do you get if you put a dog in a sauna?

A hotdog

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👤︎ u/Tortol9
📅︎ May 08 2020
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My girlfriend refuses to use the sauna alone.

Self-steam issues.

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👤︎ u/BcbornLeo
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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I asked Dad about his first date with mom, he said he took her to a sauna. Why?

He wanted it to be a hot date.

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👤︎ u/iiWizrius
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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I've been dealing with confidence issues, so I bought a sauna.

It's so I can give my self a steam.

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👤︎ u/mkaic
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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What do you call someone driving through a sauna?

A steam roller

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👤︎ u/Soap_Mactavish_141
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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When you're a in the sauna enjoying your solitude when Ashton Kutcher walks in...

You just got steam plunked.

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👤︎ u/OhNoreallyReddit
📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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So I took my dad to a sauna...

Me: So why did you want to come here in the first place?

Dad: I wanted to let off some steam.

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👤︎ u/Sufficientrobotics
📅︎ Feb 24 2014
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Getting to hot

Me: Burning up in sauna

Stranger: it’s getting a little to hot in here huh?

Me: you should sit in the corner

Stranger: Why??

Me: because it’s 90°

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👤︎ u/sethaub
📅︎ Apr 08 2022
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It's like a sauna in here...

https://media.giphy.com/media/2U56UcEcG7nQA/giphy.gif

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👤︎ u/bigtuna7O
📅︎ Feb 12 2016
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Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

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👤︎ u/Bennybyrnes
📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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