My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A guy walks into a wedding reception

He goes up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch-line? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Spotty reception
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I called my wife from prison and there was no reception

But I had plenty of bars

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I recently went to a wedding between two antennas. The ceremony was terrible but the RECEPTION WAS GREAT.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSalmonella
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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2 antennas got married. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was great!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanoutdoorsnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Bad Reception (xpost from /r/comics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Is there good reception here...

I don’t know... ask the receptionist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MixMasterRudy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Two satellites decided to get married. Wasn't much of a wedding, but that reception was amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rj17141
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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What do you call someone who has diarrhea at a wedding reception?

A party pooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shum_Dit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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At a wedding reception...

" ... now, if everybody could raise their glasses ..."

Mom: "I don't have a glass, but I have a bottle"

Dad: takes glasses off, raises in air

Everybody at table: Facepalms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tananar
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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I heard that AT&T and T-Mobile got married, but the reception was terrible!
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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Was up the mountains today. Reception was a bit Flaky.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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A photon arrives at the hotel reception...

"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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At a 60th Wedding Anniversary Reception when...

One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:

"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"

Classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristopherbanner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2014
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Cell reception in New Mexico.

I'm on vacation with my family out west (from Michigan) and were passing through New Mexico and I decide to pass the time on my phone but I look at my reception and I'm getting 0-2 bars so I say outloud "The cell reception is a little rocky out here!"

The groans/chuckles were amazing!

Edit: I'm not a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zamibe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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TV reception is getting better

I was dyeing my hair and came downstairs with aluminum foil all over my head; My stepdad (watching TV), says as I approach him: "The TV reception is getting better"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelseyspritemeow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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