They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
He goes up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch-line? "
But I had plenty of bars
I don’t know... ask the receptionist...
A party pooper.
" ... now, if everybody could raise their glasses ..."
Mom: "I don't have a glass, but I have a bottle"
Dad: takes glasses off, raises in air
Everybody at table: Facepalms
"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"
One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:
"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"
Classic.
I'm on vacation with my family out west (from Michigan) and were passing through New Mexico and I decide to pass the time on my phone but I look at my reception and I'm getting 0-2 bars so I say outloud "The cell reception is a little rocky out here!"
The groans/chuckles were amazing!
Edit: I'm not a dad.
I was dyeing my hair and came downstairs with aluminum foil all over my head; My stepdad (watching TV), says as I approach him: "The TV reception is getting better"
