My dad was just puttering around this morning...

Me: "Hey dad, what're you up to?"

Dad: "About 5'7 and a half."

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👤︎ u/jackedon
📅︎ Aug 13 2014
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My father used to like to get to the golf course an hour early to use the practice green...

He liked to putter around.

RIP. Miss the old man.

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📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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Snakes and putters

So my brother in law goes shopping with his future father in law, and the future father in law (FFIL?) buys a used putter at a flea market.

My wife: "why'd he buy a putter?"

My bro in law: "He's having a snake problem. The idea is to get the snakes around the end of the putter."

My wife: "What are you supposed to do once you have a snake on a putter?"

Me: "Try to put a hole in one."

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👤︎ u/camram07
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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