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A man is driving down the road with a car full of penguins. A police officer pulls him over. The officer says, "Where do you think you're going with those penguins?" The man says, "We're going to the zoo." The officer says, "All right, go on ahead."

The next day, the man is once again driving down the road with a car full of penguins. The officer pulls him over and says, "What are you still doing with those penguins? You said that you were going to the zoo." The man says, "We did go to the zoo. Now we're going to the beach."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryDistinctive_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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all the kids stuck their fingers in the blender,

except bernhard, he pressed start.

Its a danish format called "all the kids" its always: All the kids [did thing] except [name] who [did other thing]

Name has to ryme with the thing he/she is doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beans_Breaking
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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A catastrophe 😼
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarthak__gambhir
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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