From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?

Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.

Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!

I walked right into that one lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuaquiz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What does an animal do when a predator is nearby?

It preys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guanjiawen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Defeating Predators With Facts & Logic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FFPOE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....

...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a β€˜wimb’

Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild.

Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Predators don't pray. Or do they?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SidTheRiser07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I tried to befriend the Predator

Now he's got my back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurnedBurger84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What do you call a document filled with child predators?

pedofile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kissaskakana
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A sexual predator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarHouseStudios
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Why can’t an aquatic predator and an avian predator team up to fight crime?

Because that would be eel-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearGuru
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Which predator is the most silent?

The sch-ark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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How do you tell when a child predator is active?

There’s a high number on his pedo-meter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retroawesome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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if an immigrant fights a pedophile, is that alien vs predator?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Eggs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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What do you call prey that can outrun it's predator?

Fast food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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what is the opposite of a predator?

a postdator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat_n_stupid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2015
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The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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