Very punny (places pun)

"I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtleturds_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Proud dad moment, this is from my daughter. β€œWhere is a bacteria’s favorite place to sit?”

On a stool…..

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My friend, Jim, drowned last week. We placed a life jacket on his coffin...

It's what he would have wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterGRT
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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My will requires that my ashes be placed in an aerosol can and sprayed around my favorite places.

They’re gonna mist me when I’m gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllylTeapot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2022
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Americans, what are the two places in the house that you are no longer American?

In the bathroom, because then European, and in the hallway on the way to the bathroom because then you’re Russian.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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To the person who stole my place in the queue.

I’m after you now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathwaiter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2022
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What's the best place in the house to hide from ghosts?

The living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilwaldo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2022
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Where's the best place in the land to get some new wings?

New Wingland... 😬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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The people who write instructions for places like IKEA must be in good shape.

All that manual labor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOYST_OF
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2022
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Where's the best place to hold an English literacy conference?

Reading.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2022
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After I clicked send on an email that I never should have written in the first place,

I had a horrible syncing feeling.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2022
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Missing my dad today. Here’s the β€œfriends in low places” parody he used to sing to us at bathtime.

I take baths in wet places Where the waters warm And the soap chases my dirt away

I’m clean today

Now I’m not big on washing faces Think I’ll slip on down and wash other places

I take baths In wet places

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I told my wife I saw a new yoga place is open, if she wants to try that again.

It turns out it’s open whether she wants to try yoga again or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1401rivasjakara
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2022
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I can't find a place that will do me a proper poached egg

Everywhere I've been so far says they buy their eggs legally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2022
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What's the best place to dive into a pool?

Deepends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mal221
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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A train station is the place where the train stops.

In my office, I have a workstation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2022
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Where is the first place Batman goes every morning?

The Batroom.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2022
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Why is prison the best place to put on a play?

Because you have a captive audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyber_nymph
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2022
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Where is the best place to drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InsobrietiveMagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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Where is the best place to get a nose piercing?

On the nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darthvato24
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2022
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After you clock in at your job find a place to hide

After all a good employee is hard to find

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditwill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2022
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Pvt. Gump: It'd be nice to visit the place where Robinhood lives someday

Lt. Dan: Sherwood Forrest

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2022
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Where is the best place to store dad jokes?

A Dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakatenshi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2022
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How do bears just randomly show up to places?

They take an Ubear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BladerzYt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2022
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There's one place in the world that makes the best milk, the best butter, and the best cheese

It's the Legend Dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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I want to see a spy movie that takes place on a submarine

They could call it subterfuge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceNEasy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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What was the name of the ST:TNG episode where they put the Omnipotent One in his place?

Fuh Q

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheriousMind101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2022
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What is a pirates favorite fast place to eat?

Arrrghhbys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwollenRedtip
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2022
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My boss told me he broke his ankle in two places

I told him to stay out of those two places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m1v5s6c38
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2022
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I just went to my parents' place and my mom was upside down...

I was like "wow"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2181
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2022
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Someone broke into my place and stole all my fruit...

... I'm peachless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greg13Nomad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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Why is it better to go to places that doesn't have it posted "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service"?

Cause the other places are always clothed....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewpyqb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2022
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What word does one give to people from different backgrounds at the same time it’s a car game you place 1st in ?

Race

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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The creepy weird guy at the key cutting place didn't charge me

It was freaky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2022
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It was a big place
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avishek_10
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2022
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Here's a (-), here's a (/), put those in the first place you think to put them. How politically conscious is that?! reddit.com/gallery/uibhsb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crassastronomy
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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How did Cap'n Crunch end up winning first place in the Dog Show?

He was a fine-looking wee mariner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gracius0ne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2022
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Where's Peter Pan's favourite place to eat out?

Wendy's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoPerfectDad
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2022
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National Donut Day is June 3. A lot of places are handing out free donuts, so on Friday I'll be driving around looking for promotional offers.

I'm planning to dedicate the hole day to it.

This is, in fact, a mom joke: my dad just sent an email to our family about National Donut Day, and this is what my 77-year-old mother replied!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HootieRocker59
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2022
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Before we were married, my wife used to clean up my place, and i used to clean hers.

Eventually we realized that we were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chacham2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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Friends in High Places.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgglingsWorld
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2022
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Someone told me there is a great place in reddit to appreciate lemons

I couldn't find it but I'm sure it's sublime

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2022
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what do you call a place made from ice cream that is very hot?

a desert

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2022
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What's the best place to avoid death?

The living room

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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