Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Pawing"
Mama troll was nowhere in sight.
Guess that makes me a papa troll.
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.
My cat kneads me!
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She is all about that Chase, bout that Chase, no Rubble
Dad: (grabs the cats paws and pushes them) Sorry, I'm pushing pause but it's not working!
Having a bit of a discipline issue with my daughter... she'll bring a pile of sand inside and make what she calls her "land". It's sand arranged in a flattish layer, with toy animals and her lego house (Friends^TM , why she no like diggers and helicopters and whatever, why she gotta be so girly??). She doesn't like getting her hand dirty while she's doing it, wears a glove to keep clean, so you'd think she could understand the concept that I don't like the floor getting dirty... but no, she doesn't give a shit.
Had her third birthday party recently, and gave her a Skye (Paw Patrol) plushy, she loves it. Because it's her newest and most favourite toy in the whole world, and because it was for her birthday, we can't confiscate it no matter what.
Very next day, she makes her land again, Skye's there at the side - she's too big to sit in the middle, it would dominate all the plastic dinosaurs and lego Friends people (not the usual mini-figs, they're a bit more anatomically correct, anyway that's not important right now). So I'm all angry and "why you keep doing this", take the glove off her and sweep up the sand. Put her in the time out cage for a bit. Well, we call it the cage, it's just a cupboard under the stairs which is a bit shorter than her so she has to sit there if she doesn't want to bump her head. Throw her in there for one minute per year of age, is the standard procedure.
Anyway, as we close the door she starts singing...
Take my glove
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still three
You can't take this Skye from me
The bear says to the bartender, “I’ll get a whiskey and a....... A beer.”
The bartender says, “Sure man, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear would reply, “I don’t know, man. I was born with them.”
They use pawtrait mode.
He looks at the bartender and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
I just had two paws for a moment
but it does give me paws.
Microwaved hot dog
The ruler is saying 2 inches but my eyes are saying it's a foot.
It really gave me paws.
He has faux paws.
Then I realised, it was on paws.
A possum.
He looks around and asks, “Who shot my paw?”
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
It's called Claw Patrol.
I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one
We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyone’s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.
We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think it’s a boy and girl but I don’t actually know. We pick them up next week.
We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.
So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.
We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
All she does is paws and unpaws.
it gave me paws.
Hairy pupper and the half-blued prints.
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!
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