A list of puns related to "Paw Paw"
My cat kneads me!
She is all about that Chase, bout that Chase, no Rubble
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I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
Microwaved hot dog
The ruler is saying 2 inches but my eyes are saying it's a foot.
A possum.
It's called Claw Patrol.
I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Hairy pupper and the half-blued prints.
A bear walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks "what can I get ya?" The bear says, "I'll have theβ¦............................. Mac and cheese" Waiter asks, "Why the big pause?" Bear says, "Well, I'm a bear!"
The woof
What an embarrassing four paw (faux pas) that was!
He asked if he could get them and said "I've always wanted bear feet." "Fine," I said, "take off you shoes." He did, smiling. Next, I told him "take off your socks." He excitedly eyed the slippers as he pulled off his socks. When he finished, I said "there, now you have bare feet." My wife just sighed and shook her head.
Anytime the song comes on, I ask them were all the trolls are. I never see any trolls, which is strange considering the show is about their papa.
They are only 3, 5, and 7, but that joke is always good to make them laugh. "No daddy, you don't understand...."
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I'm looking for the man who shot my paw
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