A list of puns related to "Patient Of"
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he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
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All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
You could say it's a choronic disease.
Turns out, he was resting in peas.
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
Therapist: Why ?
Patient: Yes!
“Are you?” I asked. My patent screamed. “Ohh, I see,” I said. He screamed even louder.
He told them, "Sorry, Uncle Sam's health care isn't the best."
It’s getting old
Doctor: looking over the patients information Looks like you've gone from 5'10 to 5-
Patient: Starts screaming
I asked him "how are you feeling today?"
His response: "with my hands, mostly"
It's a re-warding job.
She had a change of heart.
It was grizzly.
Luckily, her boyfriend was just her type
Maybe you should be a better doctor”
In the I.C.U.!
Therapist: "Obviously, you're just two tents."
...and I was attempting to start an IV on him, I begin explaining what I'm about to do. Now, he's a Dentist, so he's been through all this before. So, as I finish my usual explanation, I slip in, "But you already know the drill."
Cue his laughter, and a groan from his wife.
Not a Dad, but I think I'd be good at it...
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