What is the most co-dependent of all the pastas?
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Most pastas are very serious...
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︎ Oct 20 2017
At work, there are two types of pastas: the real one,
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︎ Feb 04 2017
A mathy pasta-pun
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︎ May 31 2021
Pasta puns, please
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︎ May 06 2022
Does anyone have any Christmas Pasta puns?
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︎ Oct 31 2021
Just a Plain Pasta Pun!
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︎ May 19 2021
3 pasta puns
What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.
What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.
What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.
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︎ Jun 26 2017
Pasta
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︎ Dec 17 2022
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta...
I'm feeling cannelloni right now...
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︎ Dec 21 2022
Life is full of pasta-bilities
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︎ Dec 16 2022
At dinner, some of my pasta fell off my fork onto my arm
Son: You almost dropped that on your new watch!
Me: Itβs okay, itβs waterproof.
Son: but, is it pasta proof?
Me: Yes, I made sure I got the pasta proof one.
Son: Nice! Did you pay extra for that?
Me: Yes, they charged me an extra penne.
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What is the cheapest kind of pasta?
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︎ Dec 16 2022
Copy pasta
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︎ Dec 13 2022
Why couldn't the chef go near the watery pasta?
Cause he got a re-straining order
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︎ Jan 17 2023
Why did the dad who went out for pasta get locked out?
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︎ Aug 22 2022
What do you say to an Italian waiter who serves you pasta and offers you parmesan?
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︎ Jan 09 2023
What do you call an amnesiac pasta?
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︎ Jan 12 2023
Inflation is so bad theyβre changing penne pasta to quarter pasta.
I just thought of this while in my kitchen because I have a box of penne pasta sitting out. I really hope someone didnβt make the same joke!
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︎ Nov 01 2022
Which pasta has the lowest IQ?
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︎ Dec 30 2022
What is Geppettoβs favourite kind of pasta?
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︎ Dec 08 2022
How do you compliment a Japanese chef if you liked their pasta?
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︎ Nov 19 2022
What did the socially isolated pasta say to the penne?
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︎ Nov 23 2022
What is it called when pasta is burnt?
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︎ Nov 14 2022
Whenever I get locked out of the house I crave pasta.
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︎ Nov 21 2022
Are you sick and tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?
Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
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︎ Oct 12 2022
Why was the pasta maker fired?
He was caught taking nood pics.
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︎ Sep 22 2022
what do you call reptilian pasta?
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︎ Oct 28 2022
I spent my entire life savings on pasta β¦ π₯Ή
It was worth every penne π
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︎ Aug 11 2022
My favorite pasta
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︎ Mar 24 2022
My wife left me because I couldnβt stop doing impressions of pasta
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︎ Jan 23 2022
How do you stop a Sous Chef from crying while preparing pasta sauce?
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︎ Nov 08 2022
What Medicine does Pasta take?
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︎ Oct 13 2022
Pasta la vista, baby.
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︎ Aug 19 2022
Whats a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
thank you for your time...
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︎ May 13 2022
What is Forest Gump's favorite pasta?
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︎ Oct 15 2022
What do you call a little boy made of pasta who comes to life?
Pi-gnocchi-o
(I really wish you could hear how hard I'm laughing to myself)
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︎ Feb 24 2022
What do you call pasta without any sauce on it?
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︎ Oct 10 2022
Who invented cheesy pasta?
Do you think it was Mac or Roni?
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︎ Sep 07 2022
What was Abe Lincolnβs favorite kind of pasta?
I donβt know for sure, but there must be a reason his face is on the penne.
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︎ Aug 22 2022
Heβs a spy, itβs Mission InPastaBowl
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︎ Feb 13 2022
After making a pasta dinner, my wife said βOh no, I forgot the Parmesan cheese.β
βItβs okayβ, I said, βNo Parm, no foul.β
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︎ May 10 2022
Did you hear about the Italian Chef who was in critical condition at the hospital?
He pasta way. His doctor cried, "I cannoli do so much!"
Now heβs just a pizza history.
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︎ Oct 23 2022
Never yell into a colander
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︎ Jan 03 2023
Why was the pasta sad?
He was feeling cannelloni
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︎ Jan 09 2023
Are you sick and tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?
Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
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︎ Oct 22 2022
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