How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
What happened to the boy who got tomato sauce in his eyes?
Dunno. But he probably learnt his lesson because Heinz sight is 20/20!
What would mustard say when he didn’t see his sauce friend in a while?
Oh, seems we got lots of KETCHUP to do!
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?
I asked my daughter if we needed anything at the grocery store. She said "Soy Sauce."
I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."
I work in a sauce factory and saw an old friend of mine
I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
Sauces tell me that you mayo die of laughter at this pun
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
Don't even think about challenging my French butter sauce...
What do you get if you fill a shampoo bottle with chocolate sauce?
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.
Police believe he tried to top himself.
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
Mayans have been terrible predictors but have to love their sauce.
I once tried to start my own table sauce business
But I found I was always playing ketchup
I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.
Our slogan would be, “The only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.”
Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
What did the mustard say to the other sauce when they went for a run?
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
What's a dj's favorite dipping sauce?
What's a werewolf's favourite sauce?
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
My friend’s grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.
I guess she just ran out of thyme.
A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation
The officer replied: “It’s hard to say”
My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression.
Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.
What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?
Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?
He’s calling it Sweden Sower Sauce
I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.
Oh it’s so tasty.
Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub
Bill, the weatherman: “Today’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: It’ll be a little chili.
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
Don’t get lost in the sauce
Cause then you’ll have to ketchup
What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?
Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.
Never Kikkoman in the balls.
What do you call hot sauce on a chicken
I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...
...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome.
Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.
What do you call a pimp with sauce on him?
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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