pUnintended?
When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."
And instead say "Punintentional!"
What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.
How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.
How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.
How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.
What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.
What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.
What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.
"Whats the pun" "There is no pun"
We've been tweeting them out from @DailyPunName... let me know if you have any feedback or some favorites.
She packed up her bags and right.
A cycle path.
I was like where did that come from.
So I packed all my stuff and right.
B.
โI play a little guitar!"
The Commandolorian
I just assume they all died from laughter.
Because theyโre all in AR-Kansas.
A gummy bear (Courtesy of my brother)
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
โItโs to look at.โ
I call him Dr. Awkward.
Tony.
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That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
I said, โWhere did that come from?โ
Edit: Thanks for the love. Iโm right speechless.
Feat sounds like feet.
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
They didnโt workout.
Edited: It changed to they.
Thanks lornstar7
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
