They are in a very serious relationship.
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
"So how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
It's a phrase used when you try to make the best of a bad situation.
Dad: Well you should tell them to speak louder.
I told him it was just a little horse.
It was my sixth grade American history class.
"You must be out of the loop..."
Well.. I guess this is bound to be a while..
The word? Plagiarism.
My daughter: Dad, are you hungry?
Me: No, I'm not hungry. Are you hungry?
My daughter: No, I'm Lydia.
Dangit.
My dad yelled down into the basement where we are watching the Bruins-Canadiens game.
Dad: Hey, are my slippers down there? If they are, can you throw them up?
My brother: Sure, but that'll require me to eat them first!
It made me chuckle.
Driving down a steep hill with my dad.
he reads out loud a sign that says "WATCH DOWNHILL SPEED"
"hm.. i've never heard of that show."
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dad-joke-dog
I know memes probably aren't liked here, but this is great.
Just discovered this subreddit and I had to share:
My dad and I were both sick during the fall (fall of 2006 or so, with the flu) and were watching TV, discussing our sickness.
I said "Well its fall, its full of grounded leaves, sickness, and misery."
Dad: "Grounded leaves? That's not what they're called."
Me: "Huh? They're just leaves on the ground."
Dad: "There's a name for it. Don't you know what they call leaves in the fall?"
Me: "I guess not..."
Dad: "FALLING LEAVES!"
He then proceeds to laugh hysterically, slapping his knees, and scaring the crap out of my poor parakeet.
Me: I'm hungry.
Dad: Nice to meet ya hungry, I'm Jack.
We are in a very serious relationship.
