I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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Baby, Yoda best, valentine from a galaxy far far away.
Because they’re a little lighter.....
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con...
Me: That’s a great head you have there, Well done!
It's the I deal situation.
"Baguette"
He was a type 2 superconductor
False Flag.
talk about a dead giveaway!
While handing out my teams paycheck stubs at work I told everyone to "Enjoy your checks while they last, you won't be getting paid for the rest of the year!"
Urine for a treat.
..and I said "this is Strange.."
Here, hold Stihl for me.
Approached a middle aged couple and as I was handing the man some he gave me his best Al Bundy impression
Me: "Any allergies?" Man points to his wife "only to her"
...my younger brother asks out loud "What's that guy doing?"
Without a seconds hesitation my dad: "He's just chilling out"
Him- "This is butter than I thought"
(I know, It's bad)
I notice that there aren't enough straws for everyone. As I take the last one I announce in a sombre tone: "This is the last straw". A collective groan by everyone brought a smile to my face :D
Dad: Sure. What a great head you got there. Well done!
