My son said he's nailing a potato to a cross to make a potato chip Jesus
My friend sliced his hand through, I'd say he's nailing it
This guy is nailing it.
https://i.imgur.com/FsbaI9h.gifv
I got innovative nail clippers for Christmas.
My hammer has 100% nail hitting accuracy
because if I miss the nail, I hit my nail
My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?
What is a stressful session at the nail salon called?
A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them! Bada Bing!
For when you get a nail in your tire
I tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork
I went to a nail bar the other day...
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...
It's about to get ugly out there.
Stay safe.
I once built a car out of wood
I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
You look like a rusty nail, are you hammered?
My son might not be the best roofer in the world
How did Jesus get his physique?
I used to file my nails...
But then I thought what’s the point in keeping them.
What's the difference between a cat and a dog?
One has claws and the other has nails
I just made a song about hammers.
I once got my toe nails professionally trimmed. They used a hardened steel tool for smoothing my clipped nails...
In other words, a pedi-file.
A man was attacked by a guy with an upholstery nail gun the other day.
He's okay. He's recovered now.
Im gonna name my son 'the nail'
So i can say 'i hit the nail on the head'
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
Why will orthodontists and nail salons be the first businesses to reopen?
Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.
Rare pun opportunity, I think I nailed it
I need to cut these nails, they are getting out of hand
“I need some nails and a hammer”-fiancé
‘I have 10 nails but I’d rather not hit them with a hammer.’ -me
I hit the nail on the head
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
Oops, wrong place for this post
I thought of a carpentry joke.
I just wasn’t sure if it woodwork.
I'm an expert at idioms
I know them like the front of my hand
What did the carpenter say as they were being arrested?
What Do You Call A Guy Who Wears TShirts With A Cross On Them
A cross dresser. Ha ha. (I made it up myself.)
I need puns about stepping on a nail
My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.
I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.
Any help is really appreciated.
I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...
... it’s about to get ugly out there
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