Mellon Puns

A list of puns related to "Mellon"

β€œSon you can’t get married you’re allergic to Mellon’s”

You cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crystal_seth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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He's A little Mellon Collie

https://i.imgur.com/OlOLibX.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malibu73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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What do you call a cantaloupe that runs off to get married?

A can-elope!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badboy236
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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What Breed of Dog is Always Sad?

A Mellon Collie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceCold_Kelvin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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