13 Hilarious Mellon Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

This is just a post mellon

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👤︎ u/Thawedgameryt2

📅︎ Sep 28 2021

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“Son you can’t get married you’re allergic to Mellon’s”

You cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/Crystal_seth

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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He's A little Mellon Collie

https://i.imgur.com/OlOLibX.jpg

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👤︎ u/malibu73

📅︎ Sep 27 2015

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Which type of melon will never run away to get married?

Cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/Sure_lookit

📅︎ Feb 18 2023

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When life gives you a lemon...

Call it John and catch some insects and let them create a band.

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👤︎ u/Austropole

📅︎ Oct 09 2022

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Why did the watermelon marry the honeydew?

Because they cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/JustSomeDuche

📅︎ Jan 04 2023

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Why did the melon refuse to get married?

He was a cantelope

I believe I wrote this joke today. Maybe it’s been a joke and I’m not that cool.

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👤︎ u/Imnotsullivan

📅︎ Jun 17 2022

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What musical group is the most popular amongst fruit?

Grapeful Dead

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👤︎ u/Cananbaum

📅︎ Oct 03 2022

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As we were eating our melons, I started crying uncontrollably. Startled and concerned, my son asked if I was ok. "They were madly in love and all they wanted to do was run away and secretly get married, but they couldn't!"

Confused, he asked me what I was talking about.

"The melons! They couldn't be together because they cantaloupe!"

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👤︎ u/808gecko808

📅︎ May 14 2022

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A lady walks into the produce department...

And asks the grocer for some pomegranates. The grocer tells her that they don't have any.

Lady: but my friend said you had some! Grocer: sorry, but we're really all out.

Lady: are you sure? Grocer: take the straw out of strawberries, what do you get? Lady: berries? Grocer: take the water out of watermelon, what do you get? Lady: mellon?

Grocer: take the 'f' out of pomegranates, what do you get? Lady: there's no f in pomegranates. Grocer: Exactly!

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👤︎ u/namroff

📅︎ Dec 13 2021

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What do you call a cantaloupe that runs off to get married?

A can-elope!

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👤︎ u/badboy236

📅︎ Sep 24 2018

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What Breed of Dog is Always Sad?

A Mellon Collie

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👤︎ u/IceCold_Kelvin

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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Why don't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/Objective_Jaguar6923

📅︎ Mar 21 2023

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