Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage

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Everybody knows about Murphy’s Law, but far fewer people are aware of Cole’s Law

It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.

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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law

... it’s shredded cabbage

Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.

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Don't mess with Cole's Law!
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I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.

It’s Coleslaw

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We’ve all heard of Murphy’s Law, but have you heard of Cole’s Law?

Well, it’s finely chopped bits of cabbage and carrots

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Cole’s Law

Dad: β€œHave you hear of Murphy’s Law?”

Unsuspecting Victim: β€œYes”

Dad: β€œHave you heard of Cole’s Law?”

Unsuspecting Victim: β€œNo”

Dad: β€œIt is thinly sliced cabbage”

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Everyone has heard of Moore’s law. Do you know what Cole’s Law is?

If you take cabbage and mix it with mayonnaise you get a nice salad.

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Apparently if you buy cabbage from coles supermarkets you are legally obligated to buy carrots and mayonnaise

They call it, Coles law

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Good pun for a stoner neighbor named Cole?

Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??

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Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise

It was Cole's Law.

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What's Cole's law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage. Sometime with vinaigrette and mayonnaise.

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So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction

They’re calling it coleslaw.

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What's the name of the Belgian brother of Dylan And Cole Sprouse?

Brussel Sprouse.

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Ole King cole

Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as "Coles law".

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I went to Cole's this morning to buy cabbage, apparently its a legal requirement for me to also purchase carrots and mayonnaise when purchasing cabbage.

It's Cole's Law.

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It's true. I work at Coles
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Cole's law states that you must bring it to picnics.
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Most people know of Godwin's Law, that eventually every every internet discussion will reference a certain German dictator. TIL that there is another one about referencing a certain German salad; it's Cole's Law.
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My mom tutors a kid named cole...

Mom: cole rocks Dad: coal isnt a rock, honey.

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I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It is thinnly sliced cabbage.

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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?

No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.

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Everyone knows about Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's mostly made of cabbage.

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Murphy’s law states that if something can go wrong, it will. Cole’s law is mostly cabbage.
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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s law, which is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, then have you heard of Cole’s law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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We all know about Murphy’s Law – Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

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You've heard of Newton's Laws but have you heard of Cole's Law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong, WILL go wrong. Cole's Law...

Is basically just cabbage.

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Do you know what Murphy's Law is? It says that "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." Do you know what Cole's Law is?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But do you know what Cole's Law is?

It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.

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Everyone talks about Murphy's law, but I prefer Cole's law.

Delicious, thinly sliced cabbage.

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Everyone's heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Coles Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage!

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Murphy's Law says anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong. Cole's Law is

Pretty much just cabbage

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Everyone knows Murphy's Law - but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

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Have you heard of Cole's Law?

Scientists claim it to be considered, "thinly sliced cabbage"

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Cole's Law:

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Scientists talk about Boyle's law, Coulomb's law, Taylor's law, Byerlee's law, Graham's law, Dalton's law and Marconi's law. But what is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Most people have heard of Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.

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