Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.

He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.

It's just Cole's law.

(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)

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You've heard of Newton's laws, but have you heard of Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Has anyone heard of the recent Cole’s Law?

Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matcha0123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loloPogi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Everybody knows about Murphy’s Law, but far fewer people are aware of Cole’s Law

It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tru-Queer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Nat King Cole used to write songs about his career as a mathematician

"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agisilaus23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctoBear87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law

... it’s shredded cabbage

Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardporehorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Don't mess with Cole's Law!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphadragoon89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.

It’s Coleslaw

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We’ve all heard of Murphy’s Law, but have you heard of Cole’s Law?

Well, it’s finely chopped bits of cabbage and carrots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcornellbitch
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Cole’s Law

Dad: β€œHave you hear of Murphy’s Law?”

Unsuspecting Victim: β€œYes”

Dad: β€œHave you heard of Cole’s Law?”

Unsuspecting Victim: β€œNo”

Dad: β€œIt is thinly sliced cabbage”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzizthewiz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Everyone has heard of Moore’s law. Do you know what Cole’s Law is?

If you take cabbage and mix it with mayonnaise you get a nice salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rugrin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Apparently if you buy cabbage from coles supermarkets you are legally obligated to buy carrots and mayonnaise

They call it, Coles law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarvedAsian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Good pun for a stoner neighbor named Cole?

Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidImAPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise

It was Cole's Law.

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What's Cole's law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage. Sometime with vinaigrette and mayonnaise.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction

They’re calling it coleslaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilP1xel
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What's the name of the Belgian brother of Dylan And Cole Sprouse?

Brussel Sprouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pibeytor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Ole King cole

Let us not forget on this day in 1485 King Cole (of nursery rhyme fame) made a decree about farming. It seems that the peasants had used too much farmland for cabbages and there was not many other vegetables. The farmers soon got in all their cabbage crops, and had a great abundance. They found if they sliced and shredded the cabbage it took up less space to store. This decree is now known as "Coles law".

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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It's true. I work at Coles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/voodooking4400
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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I went to Cole's this morning to buy cabbage, apparently its a legal requirement for me to also purchase carrots and mayonnaise when purchasing cabbage.

It's Cole's Law.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Cole's law states that you must bring it to picnics.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rigamarolexq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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My mom tutors a kid named cole...

Mom: cole rocks Dad: coal isnt a rock, honey.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It is thinnly sliced cabbage.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctoBear87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s law, which is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, then have you heard of Cole’s law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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Murphy’s law states that if something can go wrong, it will. Cole’s law is mostly cabbage.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Everyone knows about Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's mostly made of cabbage.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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We all know about Murphy’s Law – Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

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You've heard of Newton's Laws but have you heard of Cole's Law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong, WILL go wrong. Cole's Law...

Is basically just cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuriousQueso
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Do you know what Murphy's Law is? It says that "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." Do you know what Cole's Law is?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTtheBrem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctoBear87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But do you know what Cole's Law is?

It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.

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Everyone talks about Murphy's law, but I prefer Cole's law.

Delicious, thinly sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4STER_ROB
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Everyone's heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Coles Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Murphy's Law says anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong. Cole's Law is

Pretty much just cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigQfan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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Everyone knows Murphy's Law - but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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Have you heard of Cole's Law?

Scientists claim it to be considered, "thinly sliced cabbage"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ai_Bot_Naughty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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Cole's Law:

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwburke94
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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Scientists talk about Boyle's law, Coulomb's law, Taylor's law, Byerlee's law, Graham's law, Dalton's law and Marconi's law. But what is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Most people have heard of Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.

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