A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
My father-in-law fell into a giant vat of sliced cabbage.
Now he's my father-in-slaw.
At our restaurant, we make sure to buy our pickled cabbage from a variety of vendors.
We've discovered the value of kraut sourcing.
I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.
A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.
It was horrific! I slaw it happen!
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages
Two vegetarians got married and soon had a baby who they named Cabbage.
"Was it a girl?"
No, it's savoy.
Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?
Murphy’s law states that if something can go wrong, it will. Cole’s law is mostly cabbage.
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
Apparently if you buy cabbage from coles supermarkets you are legally obligated to buy carrots and mayonnaise
Did you hear that Elon Musk has invented a car that runs entirely on sliced cabbage?
Did you hear about the cabbage that died?
There was a big turnip at the funeral.
Any left over cabbage shall be shredded and mixed with mayo!
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
What is the scientific principle which describes the movement of cabbage in mayonnaise
Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise
Why didn't the cabbage win the race?
He wasn't ahead of lettuce.
Every time I have cabbage I'm out of mayo, and every time I have mayo I'm out of cabbage. It's like some kind of Murphy's Slaw.
I ordered an Italian salad, and it didn't even have any of that bitter, red, cabbage-like stuff...
How utterly radicchio-less.
I went to Cole's this morning to buy cabbage, apparently its a legal requirement for me to also purchase carrots and mayonnaise when purchasing cabbage.
Only cabbage for Christmas
So my wife was rooting through my desk to get an envelope and stumbled across one of her Christmas presents that I hadn't wrapped yet. I told her that she's bad for snooping and that I would have to send it back.
Due to recent environmental regulations and the price of coal, it is no longer given to naughty people for Christmas. Instead you get a cabbage. It will come thinly sliced with mayonnaise.
This is known as Coal's Law.
"That was the whole setup wasn't it for that line"
What's the difference between a sick baby cat and a hole full of cabbage?
One's a pale kit
The other's a kale pit
I have discovered the optimal ratio of cabbage to mayo!
And I shall name it Cole's law
What do you call a finely chopped cabbage from Eastern Europe?
What did the cabbage say to the tree?
I was cutting cabbage real thin when I cut myself...
...It was Murphy’s Law and coleslaw colliding.
What did they call the popular cabbage in vegetable school?
What's it called when a cabbage kills someone?
I could never tell my mother that I hated the stuffed cabbage rolls she packed me for lunch.
I have a lot of emotional cabbage
(after a giant plate of Haluski (a Czech cabbage dish)) girlfriend- "my rule tonight, you CANNOT fart in my car..."
Me- I guess you'll just have to drop me off at the gas station then.
What do you call two rows of cabbages in a field?
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