A list of puns related to "Meat Market"
it's chewy
A deer testicle because it's under a buck.
but it probably wouldn't take off.
Too many animal related injuries, they were too delicat
Itโs called bolognyeezy.
Most of this is my own work, if not, it was inspired by something clever!
I hope this will tickle your funnybone and produce a jolly good set of laughs.
A guy didn't register that the wet paint signs about the handrail was still drying, his hand immediately stuck to the rail. My only response to him was, well you see there, it's an application problem, not hardware.
A researcher's obsession with mixing sand, stones, lime and water has started to yield concrete results.
Eyeglass makers who profit well can frame their success.
Joe: I gave the backyard squirrels Christmas presents!
Abby: Are you nuts?
Joe: No, that's what I gave them...
What did the supervisor at the tortilla factory say at the end of a long workday?
That's a wrap!
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. (Insp)
People who don't answer the phone sometimes miss their calling in life.
His words were heavy, but his friends didn't get the gravity of the situation.
Time flies like crazy!
Fruit flies like apples!
Never let logic and reasoning get in the way of telling a good story. (Sounds like something that would be said on TopGear/Grand Tour)
There are a few words that will open many doors for you in life - Push and Pull (Insp)
Somehow people really don't like it when I throw lamps at them to encourage them to lighten up.
Same goes for tossing handles for when they need to get a grip or soap for cleaning up their act.
When you're on the ballot for the water council and they have a runoff election.
Ghosts speak latin, it's a dead language (Insp)
If you work at a grocery, send the interns down to the meat market to get some red herrings.
There was a river in Egypt that no one believed existed, it was known locally as De-Nile.
Bad luck Brian - Invests in uranium, profits decay.
There was an explosion at the film manufacturing company, reporters say the story is still developing.
Why do bagpipers walk around?
To get away from the noise (Insp)
Most people have a six-figure income, just the decimal point is in the wrong place.
It has recently been discovered that scientific research causes cancer in rats.
In Russia, the term road has had a controversial meaning for a very long time.
In Canada/Russia, you put things in the fridge to warm them up.
Did you know that the creator of Barbie was named Barbara Dahl?
Doc: There's something not q
... keep reading on reddit โกThe beef cattle farmer thought it was a silly policy and would greatly reduce his income from selling meat overseas....
The pig farmer disagreed, he thought it was a great opportunity for livestock farmers to benefit from higher profit margins in a strong domestic market with fewer overheads.
Feeling very passionate after a few beers, the beef farmer says to the pig farmer:
โThis time in 12 months, the government will have repealed this policy because itโs such a terrible idea... in fact, Iโm willing to bet on it. If Iโm wrong, and they donโt repeal it, Iโll give you my prized cow, Daisy. But if Iโm right, and they do repeal it, you have to give me free bacon for a yearโ.
The pig farmer is confident that the policy will be a success and wonโt be repealed. So he says โdealโ.
The beef farmer carries on:
โActually, I think this policy is going to be such a terrible failure that Iโll need to sell half of my cows to stay afloat... in fact, Iโm willing to bet on it. If Iโm wrong, and this policy doesnโt mean I need to sell half my cows, Iโll give you free steaks for a year. But if Iโm right, and I do need to sell half my cows, you have to give me your prized boar, pumbaโ.
The pig farmer is confident that the beef farmer wonโt need to sell any cows. So he says โdealโ.
12 months pass following the introduction of the live export ban. The government hasnโt repealed the policy, but unfortunately the beef farmer has had to sell most of his cows.
Both farmers reconvene at the pub. The beef farmer says to the pig farmer:
โWell, it seems you were right about one thing but wrong about the other...
So... You may have won the cattle, but youโve lost the boar!โ.
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