A list of puns related to "Mastiffs"
A Labracadabrador.
My little sister is stroking the dog (huge bull-mastiff) and comments on how warm he is. "I wouldn't mind being homeless if I had Buster" she says.
To which my dad replies "yeah, you wouldn't go hungry for weeks."
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