A list of puns related to "Mary I"
It was a pretty stable relationship
I think she's ghosting me
RIP Mary Tyler No-Moore.
You mean Mary Pop-puns?
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
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-In French. -Mary, ou sont les enfants?
(It's a classic dad joke that makes a little more sense in my language).
Mary O’Blige
It’s called Thai Food Mary
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction! Thanks for the silver! Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
Christmas
Mary Christmas everyone.
she wanted his fiance to mari_nate.
“Mary, my wife, are you here with me?” “Yes, I am, dearest.”
“And Louise, my mother in law, are you here with me?” “Yes, I am, Paul, I’m here with you.”
“And you, children, are you here, Karen and Henry?” “Yes, yes we are, daddy!” “Then how the hell is the living room light left on?!”
by Peter Pollen Mary.
Mary go round.
I only perform on the Queen Mary.
Hope requests are allowed, I have a vampire ( or similar) running an inn, "Bring out your bread" in a tabletop game and I need ideas for food and drinks. Currently I have steak, bloody Mary, Ham Helsing, and Bram Sausages Dracula ( that one didn't really work when I played it)
Any suggestions
Marie-Curie is in retrograde
I made Mary!
20 hail marys? Who does he think I am Aaron Rodgers?
Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily. Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
Todd was a typical nerdy high schooler, and like most guys, he had a crush on Mary. One day, he got the courage to ask Mary to prom. To his surprise, she said yes. On the day of the prom, Todd had to excuse himself to get a drink. He went to the water fountain, but there was a long line. He then went to the lemonade table, but there was a long line there also. So he turned toward the fruit punch table...
and there was no punchline
Me: knock knock.
Her: who's there?
Me: Mary.
Her: Mary who?
Me: Marry Me.
Edit: she did say yes
My mother-in-law and father-in-law are named Mary and Jeff. As we left their house last night on Christmas Eve, I hugged my mother-in-law and said "Merry Christmas", then hugged my father-in-law and said "Jeff Christmas".
Who’s Rose-Mary? Is she gonna do most of the cooking?
Mary Jane
As soon as he comes through the door his wife excitedly tells him "Henry! You would never believe it! The sheep have formed a Jazz band! Isn't that great?!"
Henry, annoyed, replies "I know Mary, I fucking heard them."
...Mary Tuppence.
It’s Hail, Mary.
The menu says "eat, drink, and feel Merry"
Dad says "and then Mary got mad and went home"
Hehehehehehe
Mom: (after finishing her Bloody Mary) Now what should I get?
Dad: Drunk!
-Knock knock
-Who is it?
-Mary
-Mary who?
-Merry Christmas Reddit!
I’ll have to check my Marie Calendar
Ask Mary, she knows.
Whos there? Mary and Abby! Mary and Abby who? Mary christmas and a Abby new year.
There is the 1st, the 2nd, the 25th, etc., no day has ever been called A, B or Mary.
Little mary jane just LAUGHED and LAUGHED.... she knew it was only a nickle.
Mary O’Blige
Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
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