I live in a Tudor mansion
There's a front one and a back one
Dadjoked on bike ride. Stated to wife that I thought the house we were passing was a tudor.
The guy was just coming out of the garage (which has three doors) And says, "No it's a three door".
What did Henry VIII say to his kids when they were eating?
Tudor food
I bought a car built in 1485...
It's a Tudor hatchback.
Usually I pick the Royal Mail as a deliverer for my purchases
It's because they do it door-tudor
One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
What do watch enthusiasts and indie guys have in common?
Tudor Cinema Club.
What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart?
A private Tudor!
My 7 year old son told that joke this morning.
Posted around my college campus imgur.com/OxH1Lu0
One of my neighbors is descended from British royalty.
She lives Tudors down.
Dadjoked my wife on the fly...
Watching the Tudors:
Her: what's the difference between a duke and an earl? Me: it's mostly based on order of arrival. Her: what do you mean? Me: well one's earlier...
If King Henry VIII Had Gas
He'd be the Tooter Tudor
