A list of puns related to "Marti"
Because he only drove it from time to time.
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
A hoover board
The Waiter whispers: "Quiet down, or everyone will want one"
Hey do you remember that one scene from Back To The Future where Marty McFlew across the room?
'Here right, I was walking home from the pub last weekend and you know what I'm like when I'm drunk, singing to myself and stumbling all over the place haha. So I walked up the back road, yano the one with trees and bushes on either side of the road and I was singing away, loving life.
Then all of a sudden this figure dressed in black appeared, I couldn't really make out what it was. I got a bit closer and it ran at me, now you know I'm a hard man but it scared the life out of me! This weird looking man looked up from beneath a dark cloak thing and said 'I AM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS' so dad goes 'awk for fuck sake, why didn't you say. I'm Marty, I married your sister.''
My Mum and dad came into my room as I was studying and began looking at the Pop Vinyls on my desk. My Mum points and laughs at one because it's head was bobbing up and down as I typed.
Mum:Look, that one has Parkinson
To which my Dad picked up the Marty McFly Pop
Dad:No that's this one.
My Mum had to leave the room she was that taken back by it.
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