Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?

Because he only drove it from time to time.

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Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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Marty BrickFly and Block Brown
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What does Marty McFly skate on that also cleans his carpet?

A hoover board

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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

The Waiter whispers: "Quiet down, or everyone will want one"

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Back To The Future

Hey do you remember that one scene from Back To The Future where Marty McFlew across the room?

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Dad told this joke to my brother and I, our parents have been divorced 10 years. Bro didn't appreciate it

'Here right, I was walking home from the pub last weekend and you know what I'm like when I'm drunk, singing to myself and stumbling all over the place haha. So I walked up the back road, yano the one with trees and bushes on either side of the road and I was singing away, loving life.

Then all of a sudden this figure dressed in black appeared, I couldn't really make out what it was. I got a bit closer and it ran at me, now you know I'm a hard man but it scared the life out of me! This weird looking man looked up from beneath a dark cloak thing and said 'I AM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS' so dad goes 'awk for fuck sake, why didn't you say. I'm Marty, I married your sister.''

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So my Father dropped this on my family today

My Mum and dad came into my room as I was studying and began looking at the Pop Vinyls on my desk. My Mum points and laughs at one because it's head was bobbing up and down as I typed.

Mum:Look, that one has Parkinson

To which my Dad picked up the Marty McFly Pop

Dad:No that's this one.

My Mum had to leave the room she was that taken back by it.

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