Martin Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Martin Name"

When your partner's name is Martin
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👤︎ u/sarahsaurus1993
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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I bought a Chevrolet S10 today, and I'm naming it martin

So now when people ask to see my new vehicle, I can tell them about my S10 Martin.

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👤︎ u/scamperly
📅︎ Oct 19 2014
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Got my landlord twice last night.

Landlord: Yeah, he's Indonesian.

Me: That's cool, I'm more IndoJapanese.

(whoosh)

Landlord: Do you know why he named his son 'Timmy'?

Me: No, why?

Landlord: He said he had a dream.

Me: Then he should have named him Martin.

Landlord: Why are you laughing like that?

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👤︎ u/Darthob
📅︎ Nov 18 2014
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