So now when people ask to see my new vehicle, I can tell them about my S10 Martin.
"Hi. My name is Robert if you need anything."
"Great. What's your name if we don't need anything?"
Robert: "Would you like more soda, sir?"
Dad: "Yes. Please."
Robert takes the glass and walks away to refill it.
Dad: "That's less soda, not more!"
Me: "Let's get more [tortilla] chips."
Dad smashes the last chip into hundreds of pieces. "There. More chips."
Edit: When the lights in the restaurant are dimmed.
Dad: Uh oh! Prices just went up!
(Who ordered the ambiance?)
Landlord: Yeah, he's Indonesian.
Me: That's cool, I'm more IndoJapanese.
(whoosh)
Landlord: Do you know why he named his son 'Timmy'?
Me: No, why?
Landlord: He said he had a dream.
Me: Then he should have named him Martin.
Landlord: Why are you laughing like that?
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