It’s called The Flounder.
He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
Widow
Island.
Pin drop silence
I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.
I sure hope i dont catch it
Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.
But that's neither here nor there
When people ask where to find Macomb he'll usually respond with 'in mapocket, next to mabrush' gets me every time.
They're called Durham Durham
Right through the Dumbell Door
Éclairvoyance
She said they were in the non-friction section.
I am impressed with his shelf confidence.
Bologna (below knee)
Because he forgot to market
The Coroner Store
Just dont put it your back pocket.
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
She said, "that's almost core-rect."
But that might be too counter intuitive.
On the side of his head.
It must be in a remote location.
When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”
It tweeted out the location of the website.
When the friend finally got the location to run the shop he tried to get some experienced and dedicated employees. However, he soon realized that all the good employees for a gelato shop were already working at some nearby locations. So he had to deal with some mediocre people who didn’t care that much about gelatos. Then a day before the opening of the shop the person who was supposed to provide the materials for the gelatos called in as sick. Finally there were also some teenagers who decided to steal some of the decorations.
When the friend told this story the other friend then said,
#“Man, you have gelat of problems.”
just look for the fresh prints...
It wasabi
Me: Ew Dad there's a beetle on the wall!
Dad: Wait which one?
Me: The wall right across from me!
Dad: No! Which Beatle? Ringo? John?
He hasn't stopped laughing and won't help me get the beetle.
iReddit
At the I Pee Address
I told him that it's located a bit West from England.
Lol, I was talking with a friend back home about shooting firearms; I said because of my location I cannot shoot so take me some videos of you shooting. He writes a note on his white board that says “shooting videos”. I started laughing when he told me his note said shooting videos. When I explained to him why I was laughing he took a look at the board and said “Wow I’m going to make shooting videos of me shooting”. That was a good one my friend.
on the other side of the globe
By their current location.
Right through the Dumbell door.
Just out the dumbbell door.
It must be in a remote location.
