My little sister pirated me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/super-effingnova
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My little 2 year old sister is in the hospital... she had a peek a boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldstarguy69
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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My little Sister: What's more amazing than a talking dog?

Me: What?

Her: A spelling bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruinsfan011
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My little sister came to my room with a lighbulb in her mouth. I asked her "what in the world are you doing?"

She said "I'm having a light snack."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Sleepy-A1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Your mom and I are going to make you a little sister!

We’re just kidding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My little sister asked what happens after I die.

I told her "idk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElevatedTreeMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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My little sister was reading the milk carton at breakfast.

"Dad, what does pasteurised mean?"
Dad picks up milk carton.
"Well this is milk,"
He slowly moves the carton past my sisters face.
"...and now it's past-your-eyes-'d milk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KankleGrinder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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My little sister was telling me about the reading she had in school today

Her: β€œYeah we read Alice in Wonderworld today!”

Me: β€œOh yeah that’s the one down in Florida, right?”

I can’t wait to have my own kids and fully ascend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phransisco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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**Dad:** Hey M, did you hear about that kidnapping? (my little sisters name is Emma, everyone calls her M for short)

My Little Sister: No! What happened?!

Dad: Dont worry, he woke up.

My Little Sister: ROLLS EYES

Me: Hahahahahaha! Nice.

My Little Sister: Omg! Is this funny?

Dad: No, THIS IS PATRICK! (We all really love SpongeBob SquarePants)

I GET UP TO GIVE MY DAD A HIGH FIVE AND HIS PHONE RINGS AS SOON AS I GET UP. IT'S MY MOM CALLING HIM FROM THE KITCHEN

Mom: Hi, I was wondering if I had the right number. Is this funny?

Dad: No! THIS IS PATRICK!

My Little Sister: Really?! You too Mom?!

Mom: No, I'm 49 sweetie.

My Little Sister: Nevermind! I'm watching, "Black Mirror," in my room by myself.

Dad: Sweetie, African American, don't just call them Black. That's not nice.

My Little Sister: ............. I hate you all.

  • I know this isn't necessarily a,"Dad Joke." It's more of a conversation my Dad and Little Sister had. But it was seriously one of the funniest moments I've ever seen.

  • I really love my family. Lol

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Mu friend Ken fell out of my window on the second floor the same day he had a little sister...

Now he is broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pigenator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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My little sister’s Psychology Club shirts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niffer13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Dad joked my little sister. Can you help me with a crossword puzzle?

Reading a newspaper, casually turn to my little sister and ask "can you help me with a crossword puzzle? The clue is Postman's bag"

Her: "how many letters?"

Me: "LOADS OF THEM!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trilson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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My dad pulled this one on my little sister

Sister : That idea makes no sense

Dad: It doesn't make sense, it makes dollars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hakeeminsaf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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My dad used to get me and my little sister with this daily.

Before I could put my own shoes on I would always ask m dad for help and This was his response every damn time.

me "daddy can you put my shoes on please"

Dad. "I can but I don't think they will fit me"

Followed this my dad would laugh hysterically and me whining saying "Nooo on meeeeee".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skin969
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2014
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I just heard my little sister ask my dad if he knows her friend Addi...

He said he didn't but asked if she had a sister named Subtracty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunshineShines
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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May not be a Dad yet, but got the little sister pretty well with this one imgur.com/a/1riYV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weewwwwww_sweiton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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My little sister just dad-joked my dad.

We were at the table, and my mom and dad were talking about when they were dating, and my dad says, "You know what? She's only made me 2 bad meals the entire time we've been married."

Then my little sister goes, "Yea, lunch and dinner."

We cracked up about it and we're still giggling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwingingSalmon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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Dadjoked the little sister today.

Her: Wow, look at this coin purse. It cost twelve dollars.

Me: Why is it that expensive? It looks like it's worth less than half that.

Her: Well, you know...it is the Vera Bradley brand, and name-brand things always cost more.

Me: Well it seems like that is vera bradley priced.

I^felt^so^proud

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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My little sister just discovered she loves the poetry of Edgar Allan Poe

She just can't stop Raven about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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My little sister has shingles

And my older sister and I find it fairly funny. I'm chuckling to myself and my little sister says

>What are you laughing at?

I, in a stroke of genius, respond with

>Nothing. Not a shingle thing.

Me and my older sister laughed, my little sister just looked at me like I'm stupid.

I hope this is worthy of being called a Dad Joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonhowler22
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Power's out where I live so I'm hanging out with the family. Little sister inherited my dad's sense of humor.

She said we should go to the corner to warm upβ€”it's 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedTheTimid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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Little sister dad-joked me

She won't stop telling her joke too...

Me: I'll start this video again when you behave. (She was biting my shoulder)

Little Sister: Who's Have? (Pronounced like the "have" in behave)

Me: What?

Little Sister: WHO'S HAVE? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE HAVE?

Me: I'm so done with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madeofthumbs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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My dad got my little sister today.

Her: Do you want to play a game?

Him: What game?

Her: Depends...

Him: How do you play depends?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Santa_Cow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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Little sister asked my dad for a horse when she was younger. She wasn't amused with the reply

Sister: "Hey Dad, can I please have a horse for my birthday?"

Dad: "Sorry honey, don't have anywhere to put it."

Sister: Starts Crying "This is unfair, I never get what I want."

Dad: "C'mon now sweetheart, why the long-face?"

Sister: "STOP DAD! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

Dad: "Ok..ok..we'll get one. I'll go see if we can store it at the Neiigghhghbors house"

Dad proceeds to burst out laughing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcactuswes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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Little sister came up with this one.

The other day, my 11 year old sister came walking in the living room carrying this.

ginger bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slovejoy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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Little sister just got me this one.

Her: "Somebody said you look like an owl!" Me: "WHO?!"

She just gave me a shit eating grin and laughed in my face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topbunkbitch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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My little sister dadjoked my dad

This happened many years ago but it just popped in my mind, so i thought i'd share with you.

My dad came back home after work and told us that he had to work under the rain all day long, then asked us if it rained here too. My sister, who was 3 or 4 years old at the time, answered with "No, dad, only outside".

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2014
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My little sister is wise in the way of the dad.

On a long car ride to the shore, I had to tell my younger brother to use his indoor voice to which he responded that we aren't indoors. My sister proceeded to count "1...2...3...4!" and said, "What are you talking about, we're inside the car and it has four doors." I made sure to let her know how proud I was of her and that I was happy someone other than myself made a dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshua_P
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2014
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Little sister dad joked our Dad

So me and my family went on a whale watching trip on a Sunday afternoon. We were hungry so me, my dad and my sister waited in a concession stand line to buy snacks while we were on the boat. My dad tells my sister to grab what ever she wants and she looks at him with the biggest smile and says "Oh don't tell me that dad, Ima go...over board". Highlight of the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markymark96mm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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little sister was 'skating' on the polished floor.

sis: dad look, ice skating!

dad: no no, dear, you say: I AM skating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gendermouse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2013
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My little sister goes to buy a SmartWater...

Dad: SmartWater? You better buy it by the gallon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwingingSalmon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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Not a dad, but I got my little sister.

My sister found a jar of molasses in the kitchen cabinet and asked what it was. The first thing I thought of to respond was "the last part of the mole to go down the hole." My mom just looked at me and shook her head in shame as I cracked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xarazych
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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So we got two rats for my little sister and my dad wanted to name them.

He called the first one 'rata-one-ee' and the other 'Ratatouille'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smeagol260
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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Dadjoked by my little sister

Me: This cd is so sick.

Sister: Why, does it cough a lot?

groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth_peester
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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Pulled this one on my little sister

My sister's in grade 9 and she stayed home for a week of school because she was sick. After school on Monday, she told me what she had missed and how things went. Sister: I caught up in all of my classes, but it turns out I was ahead in French. Me: Oh nice, and where was your body?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0nebl00b
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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My little sister outplayed me earlier

My younger sister was playing with my hand and exclaimed "I think I've found a new species!"

I replied: "That's not a new species, that's attached me, a currently known species"

Her: "Oh, I've never heard of a Me. Am I a Me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rainb0wCak3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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My little sister just got my grandma, I was the only one that got it

Brother: there's nothin like hotdogs cooked on the grill

Grandma: there's nothing like anything cooked on the grill

Sis: actually, everything on the grill has one thing in common, it was cooked on the grill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEPIC-NESS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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I got my little sister with this one yesterday.

I'm not a dad, and this is probably one of the older ones in the book. My little sister just got her first car and I was grilling her on the details.

Me: How many wheels does it have?
Her: 4!
Me: Did it not come with a steering wheel?
Her: Ugh...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmbienDreams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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Dadjoked my little sister

My 6 year old sister was drawing me a picture and she couldn't find the orange crayon. Sister: I can't find the orange! Me: Check the fridge!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whereismymindddd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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