How do ghost listen to music?

With bootooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggNogAgenda
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?

They're big metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tristanator5100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I listen to every type of music except heavy metal

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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You never listen, son.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poedan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xQuizate87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call a narwhal that won’t listen?

An ignarwhal.

Just told this one to my 6 year old daughter. complete crack up. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grapeapemonkey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What happens when you listen to a Death song 1,000 times?

It becomes a Megadeth song

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandstar115
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I kept telling my brother not to put the Q-tip in too deep, but he never listens to my words.

It goes into one ear, and out the other.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"

"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What sort of music did cave men listen to?

Hard Rock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do liberal metalheads listen to?

Progressive Metal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolBadguy11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What music do chickens listen to?

Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ActionDisco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...

They finally kicked him out of the theater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What’s the best music to listen to on a hike

A trail mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What music genre won’t balloons listen to?

Pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafilafi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My son asked me β€œWhat music did you listen to when you were young?” I said, β€œPete Townshend”.

My son: Who?

Me: Exactly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.

I simply cannot Handel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumbo44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Alright listen up, because I’m only going to say this once

This once

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thabigQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Don't ever listen to anyone telling you that you can't be something you want to!!.....

Everyone told Beethoven too that he can't be a musician just because he was deaf........

Did He Listen???!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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No one wants to listen to Whitesnake with me !

So here I go again on my own

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What kind of music do you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/98al
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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You should always listen to a midget's opinion

They know what's up

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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listen...

booty is a nice ass word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themegamuffinman
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What kind of music do you listen to during the coronavirus?

Quaran-tunes!

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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What genre of music do people listen to during COVID-19?

House.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyerussell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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My wife told me I never listen...

...or something like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tkuhlendahl
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What song do autonomous cars listen to?

Follow the LIDAR LIDAR LIDAR, follow the LIDAR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Projkt88
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?

Because he has herd them all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Listen, punk. If you don't think I'll break your other arm...

You've got another sling comin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bopaqod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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My neighbors listen to awesome music

Whether they like it or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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What song does the Rick and Morty creator listen to while on a boat?

Roiland on the River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nooknc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says β€œWhat music do you listen to?”

The turbine says β€œI’m a massive heavy metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richie31213
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Dad: "Ok guys you have the listen to what the WHO has to say"

Wife: "Who?"

Dad: "Yes"

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What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kassetta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to:

Plymouth Rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Son, What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Huh, they listen to Wrap music !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My son asked me, β€œWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, β€œLed Zeppelin”.

My son: Who?

Me: Yes, they were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What kind of music do dogs listen to?

Pup Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damndudechill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samurai-Salty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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β€œDad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yes. They were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What kind of music do elfs listen to

Wrap music

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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β€œDad, what music did you listen do when you were growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yeah. They were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystad31
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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