I had to have my pet centipede put to sleep this week, after he lost 84 of his limbs.
The vet said, he was on his last legs.
Going out on a limb here hoping this is not a repost
A sailor walks into a thrift store after he lost a limb to a giant octopus
He said “I heard this is a second-hand shop, where they at?”
My friend didn't trust the surgeon with no limbs
I said "don't worry, he's armless"
I read a book about limbs taking over the world
Local TV weatherman breaks all of his limbs but insists on coming in to work...
...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.
This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
The poor willow in my backyard just broke one of its main limbs off.
I can amputate grizzly limbs if I want to.
The constitution gives me the right to bear arms.
I work at a store that sells imported prosthetic limbs.
I never though I'd grow up to be an international arms dealer.
I went to a specialised vendor today to buy a prosthetic limb.
But when I got there ownership had changed hands.
A man with muscular furred limbs and claws walks into a bar
The bartender gives the man a funny look then the man says:
"What? I have the right to bear arms".
I opened a shop selling used artificial limbs
I called it the second hand second hand store
There’s a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street.
Earlier today, a man was seen robbing a prosthetic limb factory.
Witnesses say he's armed and dangerous.
A limb, a limb, my kingdom for a limb
My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.
He’s an International Arms Dealer.
If you cut off a pig’s limb it would be a hamputation.
I told my kids that girls would often "go out on a limb" for Andre the Giant.
Then I showed them that famous photo of the four ladies sitting on his arms outstretched. (The sub doesn't allow photos posted)
Why are prosthetic limbs so expensive?
They'll cost you an arm and a leg.
My prosthetic limbs business has taken off and we made our first shipment abroad.
I am now an international arms dealer.
Going out on a limb here, hoping this wood help with rekindling our relationship.
An octopus’s limbs look exactly alike
I replaced my bowstring with a thin tree limb.
It will break eventually, but it hasn't yet, so I'll nock on wood!
I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but I think...
I probably failed my arboreal safety exam.
The weather girl was wrong and got me into an accident which broke all my limbs...
Captain Hook bought his prosthetic limb at a second hand store.
You hear about the guy with new limbs?
I took out a loan with a bank who cut off your limbs if you didn’t meet the payments
Cost me an arm and a leg to keep up with their interest rates
They rushed me into the hospital with all my limbs detached, screaming in pain, but the doctor took one look at me and rolled his eyes.
“Pull yourself together.”
Never wear feline prosthetic limbs that have been given a high military ranking...
I watched a documentary on people who had lost mobility in their limbs last night
What do you call a tree who's limbs fell off in a storm?
Reading a paper looking at the difference between limb development in snakes & mammals someone asked what the composition of the snake genome is
I said: I bet it contains a lot of hisssstidines.
Lost Limb
My friend lost his left arm... He's all right
Prosthetic Limbs
Dad overhears conversation:
"... I heard he has to get prosthetics! How expensive do you think those are?"
"I bet they cost an arm and a leg."
Prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg.
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