A list of puns related to "Learnt"
He's always a cousin
I saw it written on a Glass Door.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
......Absolutely Nothing!!
Itβs quite a peeling
Mycoxaflopin
My 8 year old came home from school and on the car trip home
Daughter: mum I bet I can make you say black
Wife: oh really?
Daughter: what color is that car
Wife: Blue?
Daughter: And that tree?
Wife: Brown
Daughter: told you I could make you say brown
Wife: no you said black!
I have never been more proud
That's just grate.
That's gnus to me.
Itβs very easy- βc-h-i-n-e-s-eβ
Now I see it everywhere.
Itβs riveting
So please, don't make America grate again.
But it's on my todo Liszt.
She wanted the Task Manager.
But I have learnt that through hard work and determination, anything is popsicle!
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
He replied: "Well, I haven't learnt anything from you yet."
...thanks Dad -_-
A gooseberry with a machine gun.
(Extra points as I actually learnt this from my dad...)
What letter is this?
"Y"
Because I'm asking you! What letter is it??
"Y!"
How am I supposed to know if you've learnt it if you don't tell me?? What letter is this??
I look at him. He's looking at me. I can see his brain stuck in a loop he's not sure how to get out of. He sees me starting to crack up and out it comes, the unquestionable evidence of a successful dad joke
"Ugh! DAAAAAAAAADDDD"
Nearly every dinner my dad has the same routine when calling us to the dinner table. He yells, "let's eat, people!" then he smirks and says... "Well... let's not eat people."
I learnt a great deal from him.
When I learnt how easy it is to get the hook back I was reeling.
Note: Quality Very Varying (I see what I did there) and sometimes subject to specialist knowledge. So I apologise in advance. Shame me with your better puns.
While I was languishing in the Language Centre, doing some semantics antics and considering how all the other linguistics students despised and derided me, I was accosted by a stout man with large glasses who made me a preposition. It was that I should collect terrible puns, to do with linguistics, in order to ingratiate myself yet further with the other linguistics students (including even the phonetics fanatics).
I'm struggling to think of a pun to do with grammaticality that both makes sense and "Is grandma tickly?" correct. I'm also stuck on 'morphologician'. (I'm not actually sure that's a particularly logical word for the subject, though I guess that's more for, er, more for a logician to worry about.)
The problem I have with writing about phonological variation is that one is constantly forced to choose between being fun or logical - very Asian!I always get in trouble with electricians, they think I'm calling them a 'dialectician' whereas in fact I'm just saying "Die, electrician."
I like pscycholinguistics β the only department of linguistics where itβs acceptable to wear a cycle helmet. My Australian accent is terrible but I like to think my Sath Efrican one is predicate. My favourite accent is Received Pronunciation, because it is the accent chiefly used by invisible Japanese people who are ordered online. When the first recipient of an invisible Japanese person got the parcel, they wrote a complaint saying "Received but can't see Asian" and the name stuck.
Why did the speakers whose native languages weren't English, but whose only shared language was English, but they weren't very good at it and kept on having to stop to think about it, stop talking to one another? They came to an agreement. (Get it? If not, write your answer on a pastecard and paste it to the below address.)
What did the 'a' say to the 'the'? "You definitely are ticklish, 'the'!"
Why was the small man eaten by the large bear, which was proportionately bigger than him? It had, er, relative claws.
I think the reason there are so many speakers of Russian is because they all partake in an activity called "copulae shun". (Ok, ok, I know, that was Pushkin it.)
I know a man called Hillary who can, might, should, did, must, shall and will ride an ox. We call him "Ox Hillary".
I always think the verb 'to be' in the senten
... keep reading on reddit β‘Me: Errr....
Dad: Ah, err, wasn't until I was nearly finished with school till I learnt all there was to err.
This was a daily occurrence between my dad and me.
This would happen way too many times during my childhood and I never learnt... maybe because I couldn't actually find another way to express it.. anyway:
My eye would be sore and hurting really bad
Dad: What's the matter? Me: I've got something in my eye. Dad: Yeah, your eyeball.
-seriously unhelpful while I can't even see properly...thanks Dad-
I have however used it to friends as I got older... they also found it to be rather unhelpful and annoying lol.
True Dad jokes are only funny if you're on the outside of the problem haha.
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