I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
I tried to learn how to ride a unicycle today
I just couldn't get a handle on it
My wife asked me if she should learn any new bread recipes.
Learn from your parents mistakes....
I went to my local Gym to learn to do the splits...
Gym instructor said: 'How flexible are you?'
Me: 'I can't make Tuesdays'
I was scared when my professor told me we were going to learn about relative dating today...
Until I learned it wasn’t the Alabama kind.
Everyone should learn sign language.
It’s easy to learn brail.
You just have to get a feel for it
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
Where can you learn neuroscience in the Serengeti?
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
I thought that maybe I had a talent for music, so I tried to learn...
I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X
What is the worst way to learn driving ?
"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
Looking to learn a bit more about the foods we traditionally eat on Thanksgiving...
Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?
I want to learn more facts about planes
But they keep going over my head.
How does a computer learn something new ?
How does someone learn to pass gas?
Through extensive and persistent tootelage.
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
I asked my dad if he ever learns from his mistakes
"Sure", he said, "I got a vasectomy the day after you were born".
Where can I learn about hip-hop?
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
How does a millennial learn to tell the time?
Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.
Which happens to be jack shit.
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
I’ve always wanted to learn how to juggle
But then things get out of hand
I finally started to learn how to use a computer. My son said; "Hey Dad, you're getting betah".
And I said: "Betah? But I thought I was 1.0!"
I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
Didn't learn much with the last debate, but
We did find out that Pence is actually pretty fly, for a white guy!
My musician son was complaining about having to learn the theme song from Friends.
I said to him, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way?"
[Insert claps here]
I've decided to learn sign language.
It's a handy way to communicate.
What do you call a child trying to learn how to be an adult
Adult lessons (adolescence)
Learn to walk in two easy steps
Sign language is difficult for me to learn.
It can be quite a handful.
My four-year old nephew is trying to learn Spanish, but he can't even say "Please"…
… And I think that's poor for four.
Going to school to learn how to Google+
My employer told me I have to learn a new language, and quickly.
What can you learn from a dummy?
Why do sailors find it so difficult to learn the alphabet?
Because they often get lost at "C"!
I took my kids to Alaska to learn about the local culture
But they just weren't that Inuit.
It took me years to learn everything about acids
I mean, it's not very basic...
What is the first thing Santa's little helpers learn in school ?
What is the first thing elves learn in school?
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
I'm trying to learn the alphabet but I can't get past 'X'
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