I hate K-pop because listening to it reminds me of the time I spent in the Korean war and leads to extreme anxiety
My doctor says I may have BTSD.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I did my navigation task and it lead me straight to you...β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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︎ Oct 31 2020
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Sunk like a lead baloon
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
You can lead a horticulture,
but you can't make her think.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.
They were a heavy metal group.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band βThe Policeβ went undercover to catch a criminal?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Dad picked up some cadmium, osmium, and lead
*Dad is hammering around in the garage*
Son: Whatcha doing?
Dad: I'm thinking about playing in heavy metal band
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Lead and read
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︎ Feb 03 2020
If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Being on this subreddit too long may lead to
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︎ May 06 2020
Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isnβt going to self isolate?
Heβs down with the sickness.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Spooning often leads to forking.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Makeup used to contain lead that actually make their skin worse.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team
Heβs the Sturgeon General
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What do you call a pencil with no lead?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Why can't Plastic Man lead an orchestra?
Because he's a poor conductor
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead
But she could see right through me.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
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︎ Mar 07 2019
All forms of smoking suck and drinking leads to pour health.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
How can a simple spelling mistake lead to a lost pregnancy?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I knew a lead actor who really did "break a leg" when he slipped off the stage during his performance.
He had a really great cast.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how Iβm doing
So I can respond βif I was Eddie Vedder, Iβd be youβ
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Why did the ticks lead a revolution?
because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
Flint Michigan is the lead cause of problems in the US right now
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︎ Mar 02 2016
Autocorrect leads to opportunity.
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︎ Oct 23 2018
Where do lead based writing utensils come from?
PENCILvania
Courtesy of my son, age 10
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus
Heβs DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What do you call a pencil without lead?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
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