What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towel!!!

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I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.

It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hasanowitsch
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Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
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A man and his wife had a shed in their backyard. The neighbor asked which of them built it and they both replied that they had built it, leading to a massive argument.

It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntiNinja40428
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"

Towels.

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What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?

Hepatitis Eh?

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My friend was leading his wild, shaggy-haired ox thru the mountains of central Asia when it projectile vomited all over his feet!

It yakked on his shoes!

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The leading cause of cancer in lab rats

Research scientists

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The burger was leading the fast food race ...

Until the hotdog mustard up the energy to ketchup, and emerged the clear wiener.

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Bans on Plastic Straws is Leading to Some New Techniques
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Excess weight could soon be Canada’s second leading preventable cause of cancer, report says

It’s a heavy problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KfirLA
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children:

Bedtime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticaFont
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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My girlfriend and I were hiking yesterday, I was leading the way on the trail a bit ahead of her and she chimed out, "Is that a safe way?"

I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkyfacealbert
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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A British explorer is leading an expedition through an uncharted valley deep in Africa.

About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.

"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".

The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".

A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.

The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"

They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".

Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".

The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeb1122
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Literally months have been leading up to this day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barondonvito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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After years of research, experts finally determined the leading cause of dry skin:

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackMcCracken
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Researchers say that cigarette smoking is the leading cause

Of statistics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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The leading cause of divorce in a long term marriage is

A stalemate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibi_zoro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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A cosmetics company has finally discovered the leading cause of skin dryness

It's towels

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gannicusgota
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What is the leading cause for dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/full_of_fud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ping_pong34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyz-ac
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adc500
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-reddit-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/it-bones-for-thee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robsta68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin ??

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool_guy_rob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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