Leading actor Puns

I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

Thanks.

It wasn't up to snuff.

He had a really great cast.

A director and a costume designer had a disagreement over a critical shot in the horror movie they were filming in their studio.

The director planned to use CGl for a brief but critical reveal-shot of the movie's monster. But the costume designer insisted they use an actual costume instead of CGl.

"CGl makes a movie look cheap these days," she proclaimed.

The two of them continued debating until they began arguing. The stage crew, actors on break, and other people around them began watching until both the costume designer and director were shouting over each other at the top of their lungs. Despite their efforts, nobody could calm them down.

Fearing the incident may lead to blows, one of cameramen called a studio security guard in urgent request. The guard arrived a minute later and made a beeline for the director and costume designer, who were being held back by multiple people on set.

"lt's my movie. l make the decisions!" the director hollered, hoarse and red in the eyes.

"The movie quality will suffer!" the costume designer screamed, hair plastered across her sweaty face.

The security guard stepped in-between them and raised his pistol at the ceiling without a word. They continued to argue around him. There was a bark of gunshot, then nothing but silence and some falling plaster.

"Now see here," the guard said loudly, stepping back to look at the two of them. "Either you two quit your bickering or l'll have to escort you off the premises. You're making a scene."

So imagine everything my grandfather saying in a really redneck southern accent.

We're watching tv and one of the lead actors comes on screen. Conversation as follows Aunt: "I think that young man is wearing a girl's shirt" Grandfather: "damn. Is he one of those homosapiens?" Me: "granddaddy. You are a homosapien" Grandfather: "don't talk to me like that!"