What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
A heroine addict
A press conference was held with the lead of the school's administration about bullying
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towel!!!
I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
A little boy asks his dad, "Do trees poop?"
The dad says, "Of course. Where do you think #2 pencils come from?"
Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
It was a bit part.
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......
UBUNTU.
SurPise!
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
It's Christian Braille.
Why did they bring in the pencil for questioning?
It was acting sketchy
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
Puns are the devil's work so I have nun.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
I did my navigation task and it lead me straight to you...❤️❤️❤️
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
It was pointless.
What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
I Never Trusted Stairs
They always lead up to something.
Why shouldn't you date tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them
Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.
They were a heavy metal group.
Multiple dogs escaped their handlers
Police are chasing some leads now
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
More geese on that side.
What is the leading cause for dry skin?
Towels
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
Towels
Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels
What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
Towels
You can lead a horticulture,
but you can't make her think.
