What do you call edibles and laxatives mixed in a bowl
Sago Palm fronds, dried and ground, make an excellent, all natural laxative. The best part?
With fronds like these, who needs enemas?
When does a laxative joke become a dad-laxative joke?
When the punchline becomes aperient.
Why do funny people take laxatives?
So, they will become regular comedians.
What do you get when you mix laxatives and Holy water?
Just mixed up some laxative with my alphabet soup
What do laxatives and seat cushions have in common?
They’re both stool softeners.
I'm thinking of starting a business with focus on laxatives.
What laxative will be most advertised to dairy farmer groups on Facebook?
What did the military-grade laxative say when he entered the bowels?
“I’ve come to relieve you of your duty”
I ate a clock yesterday…
It was very time consuming.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
My friend put a bunch of laxatives into my food without me knowing.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Upload laxatives, get a download
What kind of condiment works as a laxative?
I bought a really expensive laxative from the pharmacy.
It gave me a good run for my money.
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
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I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.
I’m about to start a religious movement.
Too much laxative is bad for you
It causes high mud pressure.
I accidentally took a sedative and a laxative at the same time.
I accidentally overdosed last night with some powerful laxatives.
Then shit really hit the fan.
I just was robbed of my laxatives and prunes!
He really cleaned me out!
If the government were to pass out free laxatives...
...would that make them enemas of the state?
My dog swallowed a watch. So I’m keeping myself busy by giving him laxatives and prune juice every hour.
Anything to pass the time.
Ever since I became addicted to laxatives
Laxatives
Or allergies from down under?
The pharmacy only had one pack of laxatives left, so I bought them.
So a guy mixed together laxatives and alphabet soup....
I mixed laxatives into my hash brownies.
Dear laxatives, you really keep me going.
Running laxative
Went in to buy some laxatives today but couldn’t find any.
Customer service said, there was a run on them!
Why'd the stoner take a ton of laxatives while high?
Oh, just shits and giggles
My wife works at a laxative factory.
It's a crappy job, but she keeps regular hours.
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
What do you call an alphabet soup that doubles as a laxative?
I’ve combined a laxative with alphabet soup
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
I have recently combined my laxative with my alphabet soup.
I combined laxatives and alphabet soup.
I bought an expensive laxative today
its given me a good run for my money
I combined a laxative with alphabet soup...
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