A list of puns related to "Untying"
Verbally
Unite Yesterday.
but it turns out that they were knot!
My boyfriend in response to me complaining about my hair being in knots.
Me: You untied your tie.
Son: Now it’s a neck.
Shoe-per friends, untie!
Dyslexics untie!
Makes it hard for me to spell words right.
He said it wasn't so bad once he untied himself and got out of the gunny sack.
It’s called Dyslexics Untied.
...to find his house with the lights dimmed down and candles surrounding the bed in the bedroom. He finds his wife there, laying abroad with sexy panties and a pink bra, and her bangs covering her left eye. She smiles. "Tonight," she says. "Is going to be the sexiest and most passionate night of your life, sweetie." The husband smiles as his wife gets up and unties his tie for him, and unbuckles his pants. He can't wait. "Lets try role playing." she says. "I'll be your slutty little daughter, and you'll be my father who needs to teach me... discipline..." He grins widely, liking where this is going. His wife grabs him and pulls him down to the bed. She whispers in his ear. "I'm so horny..." The husband enjoys this and decides to follow along with the role playing. He then whispers back in her ear. "Hi, horny. I'm dad."
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