I shit myself every time I tell one!
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, “Clean up that mess.”
The other dog sniffed the pile and said, “Nope. That’s your asphalt!”
They have Owl movements.
Because every poop starts with a P.
But as you See this is bullshit
Now every other type of coffee is un-civet-lysed
I told her she's full of shit.
Because it spreadsheet
"Hard work and defecation."
Or, as they call it, a no-defecation notification.
I guess he just has a self defecating sense of humor.
my wife told me to stop, but I replied that I enjoy self-defecating jokes.
...for defecation of character. That is of course my constipational right. It's better than sitting on my stool and doing nothing.
Self-defecating humor is the best.
I've always liked his self-defecating sense of humor
A year or two back, I was at this coffee farm in Hawaii. In the store, where they sell their coffee, I noticed a jar of Kopi Luwak on display (for those you that don't know, it's coffee that's eaten and defecated by an Asian civet). Because it's kind of a rarity, I was surprised that had a jar of it just sitting on the table. So I asked the older man that worked there if Kopi Luwak was something they sold there. He says, "No, we don't sell that shit here." I died a little inside.
