They refused to sere me beef today. The waiter said something about a stakeout
It was just collecting dust.
I suspect he works for MacMafia
I just worry because I know it’s illegal to launder money.
My brother found $20 in my shorts taking them out of the dryer
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Now my moneys wet.
He was a Monet launderer.
But their business is in a scent
I guess the free press is under siege!
He said it was money laundering
A joint account.
i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
I was charged with money laundering.
With Tide. How do you do you launder it faster? Tide to go.
I didnt want to be caught money laundering
So we were talking about transferring money and I made a comment about not wanting to forget a paper note in my trousers when they get washed.
He looked me straight in the eye and shouted
‘Because you don’t want to be accused of... MONEY LAUNDERING’
My God with that kind of money, you could man a fort!
They have Anti Money Laundering
I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
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Project Run-a-way
America's Next Top Money Launderer
Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings
Naked & Public Exposure
My Solitary Confinement Life
The Real House-arrest Wives
The Great British Breaking & Entering
So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?
America's Got Theft
Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars
Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car
Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?
Say Yes to the Drugs
Arson Daily
What else do can you think of?!
Watching Pilot episode of Breaking Bad with my dad when a scene comes on of Walt putting his money in his dryer
Dad: "Look, he's laundering his money already!"
Me: "I'm going to have to call the FBI."
Wife: "Why?"
Me: "Because you've been laundering money."
Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?
And now my wife is getting accused of laundering money
I accidentally put my wallet through the wash last night. This morning, as I was drying its contents with a hair dryer, my uncle walks in and immediately says "you do know that money laundering is a crime, right?"
Got my whole Tafe class with this, thanks to a good setup from a mate. He says: I can't believe that guy stole your gate! The class: what the hell? Me: yeah, I was watering my front lawn, and this bloke walks up to my gate, looks at me, picks my gate up off its hinges and walked off with it! The class: what??? You didn't say anything?!! Me: no, I didn't want him to take a-fence... The class: laughs and groans of disappointment as they realize they fell for it.
It's laundered money now.
He said that he was money laundering.
Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin
Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."
I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"
I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.
Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"
I am afraid that i'll get caught for money laundering.I dont know how to stop having this punitive thought.
I hear money laundering is serious business
Left a $20 in my jeans and they got me for money laundering.
My sister-in-law, washing clothes: Babe, I think you left a twenty in your pocket.
My brother, soon-to-be-dad: Oh my god, I'm a money launderer! I don't want to go to jail!
Money laundering is illegal.
It’s money laundering
