"I need help naming my band," said my son. "I've got two potential names to choose from."

"What are they?" I asked.

"The first one is 'NEVER!'" he said.

"Okay," I replied, "and the second?"

"L8!" he added.

"I'd say the second one."

"Why?" he inquired.

I said, "It's better..."

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They wanted to hold the funeral at 8pm, but I told them I couldn't do that.

I'm more of a mourning person.

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