What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What kind of eel likes Italian food?

That's a moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VomitingPotato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What kind of haircut do bees get?

A buzz cut!

(Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What kind of bra do you wear on your back?

Vertebra

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut

and those who donut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?

They're big metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tristanator5100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?

Krav MAGA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What kind of dogs like sun tanning?

Hotdogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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For years I was searching for a book with all kind of maps.

Atlas, I found it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What kind of shoes a thief wear?

Sneakers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elated-cheese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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what kinds of jokes do mice like?

cheesy ones!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiebear716
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What kind of horses only come out at night?

Nightmares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arish666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipsBay2181
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What kind of tickles feel the same?

Indentickles

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What kind of bees make milk?

Boobees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euphoric_Ad8766
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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There are three kinds of people in this world:

Those who can add; and,

Those who can't.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What kind of running means you will have to walk?

Running out of gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What kind of snacks do firefighters eat?

Firecrackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?

A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSpeedskater
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The other replies β€˜Well, I’m a big metal fan.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KBilly4-21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What kind of dress should you wear to a funeral?

A Graveyard Shift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plotbe01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What kind of dog is made of different materials?

Polymeranians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Basahn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What kind of tree shakes in the cold?

A brrrrrch.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What is the happiest kind of rice?

pie-YAY!-ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atwood781
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?

Dirt Tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtfisthatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What kind of pants do dermatologists wear?

Skinny jeans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salad_tongs_1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What kind of books grow on trees?

Apple MacBooks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StupidRedditorBTW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What kind of ants keep coming back?

PersistANTS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses

So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runningforbeer343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What is a pirate’s favorite kind of socks

Arrrrrrrrgyle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What kind of entrance do drummers like?

A drumatic entrance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music

Prague rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electric_Trex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?

Vans

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What kind of car does an egg drive

A yolkswagon..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What kind of western makes a cowboy hungry?

Spaghetti westerns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrvonwolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?

An eh-hole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ny8ry8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?

Turnovers

GO BROWNS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What kind of alert do the police put out when someone steals your fire?

An ember alert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wash_guy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What kind of car does the moon drive?

An Eclipse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilhelmfart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Which kind of bees make milk?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sorry4ThisBut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_smoke_fwm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xQuizate87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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