What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant?
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.
Kangaroos are supreme beings
There is nothing impossible for can-garoos
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...
My reply without missing a beat — you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Have you ever had Kangaroo meat?
I have, it's good but it makes me a little jumpy.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)
Who played for the the Wallabies and the Kangaroos in the same year?
The army band.
(Full credit to the elderly gentleman who approached me at the bus stop and shared this beauty).
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates!
Somehow this one has never been posted on here.
Son: Dad, can kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Dad: Of course, son. Houses cannot jump.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What is a kangaroo's favorite ingredient in beer?
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
I tried a new kangaroo infused beer the other day
It was a little too hoppy for my taste
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
Most likely a repost but - What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo..
I got arrested in charge of pickpocket
Kangaroo 1- I am the king of all baby kangaroos.
Kangaroo 2- Are you joking?
Kangaroo 1- Yes.
What do you call a kangaroo with pogo sticks for legs?
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Why are kangaroos happy?
Because they're always hoptimistic.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. houses can’t jump
What do you call a lazy Kangaroo?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Did you know a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a skyscraper?
Well of course he does! Skyscrapers can't jump..
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house ?
Of course, a house can't jump.
What do you call lazy kangaroo children?
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses don't jump at all!
How does the kangaroo like his beer?
Did you know that kangaroos can jump higher than a house?
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