What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Kangaroos are supreme beings
There is nothing impossible for can-garoos
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and itβs actually pretty good
Itβs been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you wonβt be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...
My reply without missing a beat β youβll be able to buy it, you just wonβt be able to buy it rare.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Have you ever had Kangaroo meat?
I have, it's good but it makes me a little jumpy.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
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︎ Aug 25 2019
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Who played for the the Wallabies and the Kangaroos in the same year?
The army band.
(Full credit to the elderly gentleman who approached me at the bus stop and shared this beauty).
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates!
Somehow this one has never been posted on here.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
Son: Dad, can kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Dad: Of course, son. Houses cannot jump.
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︎ Jul 17 2018
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
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︎ May 21 2019
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What is a kangaroo's favorite ingredient in beer?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
I tried a new kangaroo infused beer the other day
It was a little too hoppy for my taste
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
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︎ Dec 11 2018
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
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︎ Oct 10 2016
Most likely a repost but - What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
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︎ Dec 04 2016
Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo..
I got arrested in charge of pickpocket
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︎ Oct 28 2018
Kangaroo 1- I am the king of all baby kangaroos.
Kangaroo 2- Are you joking?
Kangaroo 1- Yes.
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︎ Oct 28 2018
What do you call a kangaroo with pogo sticks for legs?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
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︎ Jun 04 2016
Why are kangaroos happy?
Because they're always hoptimistic.
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︎ Jul 05 2018
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. houses canβt jump
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︎ May 10 2020
What do you call a lazy Kangaroo?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building canβt jump.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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︎ May 19 2019
Did you know a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?
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︎ Jan 24 2016
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a skyscraper?
Well of course he does! Skyscrapers can't jump..
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house ?
Of course, a house can't jump.
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︎ May 06 2018
What do you call lazy kangaroo children?
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︎ Sep 30 2017
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
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︎ Apr 22 2018
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses don't jump at all!
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︎ Dec 01 2017
How does the kangaroo like his beer?
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︎ Apr 14 2018
Did you know that kangaroos can jump higher than a house?
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