Roos Puns

Would it be a Kanga-ruse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81aUMeTMQ4

answering a question on Jeopardy

Me: What are dates?

Me: farts

Wife: That's gross.

Me: Yeah, I don't like dates either.

There's always some kind of roos.

Fake Roos.

Dad and I are on a fishing trip and we have to get up pretty early. My dad was feeling tired and at the breakfast table says "I am just so bagged". To which I replied "I guess that makes you a Baghdad". He never saw it coming.

Roo-mates!

Somehow this one has never been posted on here.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

It's kangaROO, stupid.

We're in the Australian zone and my dad turns to me and asks, "What do baby kangaroo brothers call each other?"

...

"Roo-mates."

When I was 4 or 5 my family went on vacation. I took my favourite teddy bear, Blue Ted. I unfortunately left Blue Ted at the hotel or somewhere in the town we were staying at. My father when we got home brought me a new bear and called it Roo Ted. (Rooted meaning screwed or fucked in Australia) I did not catch on to the joke for many years and introduced my bear as rooted to everyone I met. My father to this day thinks this is the most hilarious joke/prank he has ever made.